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    How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

    One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    Five to flame the spell checkers.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this forum.

    Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

    Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    Five to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

    AND

    One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with Something unrelated they found at snopes.Com and start the crap all over again!!!!!!
    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

    Is this a joke you found or did your wife leave you?
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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

    ....quick everybody down there's snipes flying around!

    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

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    Eleven to defend the posting to the forum saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this forum.


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    Uhh, there should be no space between there and fore, therefore is the correct spelling in this context.

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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

    Why are they called "light" bulbs? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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    Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb

    People wouldn't know what they were if you called them "darkbulbs".

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